A bear; however hard he tries; grows tubby without exercise. ~A.A. Milne


Whenever I feel like exercise; I lie down until the feeling passes. ~Robert M. Hutchins


Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. ~Edward Stanley


There is a necessity for a regulating discipline of exercise that; whilst evoking the human energies; will not suffer them to be wasted. ~Thomas de Quincey


"The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said; ""If we're going to charge $10 an hour; we can't call it jumping up and down.""? ~Rita Rudner"


The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions; running down their friends; side-stepping responsibility; and pushing their luck!? ~Author Unknown


People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think; yeah; that's the problem. ~Chris Adams


My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ~Phyllis Diller


Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person's physical; emotional; and mental states. ~Carol Welch


Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being; while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it. ~Plato


It is exercise alone that supports the spirits; and keeps the mind in vigor. ~Marcus Tullius Cicero


If your dog is fat; you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown


If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. ~Christiaan Barnard


If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart; some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams


I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~Ellen DeGeneres


I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble


I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ~Chauncey Depew; also sometimes attributed in slightly different wording to Mark Twain


I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. ~Alec Yuill Thornton


I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street. ~Neil Armstrong on jogging; in an interview with Walter Cronkite


I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~Mark Twain


Fitness - if it came in a bottle; everybody would have a great body. ~Cher


Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia. ~Barbara Ehrenreich


Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it; I wash my mouth out with chocolate. ~Author Unknown


Commit to be fit. ~Author Unknown


Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out. ~Norman Mailer


An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school. ~David Walters


Aerobics:? a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats; sugars; and starches into aches; pains; and cramps. ~Author Unknown


A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. ~Joan Welsh