In the 1960s; people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird; and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~Author Unknown


Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. ~Robin Williams


I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali


It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult; after knowing opium; to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint; it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously. ~Jean Cocteau


Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use?? It's nice to be number one; but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs; in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics. ~Leighann Lord


I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf. ~Tug McGraw; when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf; 1974


It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy. ~Chinese Proverb


Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison; and drugs are really expensive in prison. ~John Hardwick


I tried sniffing Coke once; but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. ~Author Unknown


I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. ~Keith Richards


Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today; but when you think about it; golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass. ~Bob Hope


I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them; from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured; king-sized three deckers; which put you to sleep; wake you up; stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. ~Malcolm Muggeridge; 1962


Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy; functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac; all children on Ritalin; and all men on Viagra. ~The Quote Garden


Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke


I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them; from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured; king-sized three deckers; which put you to sleep; wake you up; stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. ~Malcolm Muggeridge


Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~Lily Tomlin


A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do. ~Eric Hodgins


Drugs may be the road to nowhere; but at least they're the scenic route. ~Author Unknown


If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something; to its own detriment; then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. ~Rob Stampfli


Thou hast the keys of Paradise; oh; just; subtle; and mighty opium!? ~Thomas De Quincey; Confessions of an English Opium-Eater; Part II


All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. ~Thomas Szasz


God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?? ~Graffiti


If God dropped acid; would he see people?? ~Steven Wright


Anyway; no drug; not even alcohol; causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles; we shouldn't test people for drugs; we should test them for stupidity; ignorance; greed and love of power. ~P.J. O'Rourke


Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them. ~Martin H. Fischer; Fischerisms


I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice. ~Kurt Rambis; on drug testing


Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. ~Abbie Hoffman


He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie. ~Anais Nin