If you want to make an apple pie from scratch; you must first create the universe. ~Carl Sagan


A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


Look; there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. ~Fernando Pessoa


After eating chocolate you feel godlike; as though you can conquer enemies; lead armies; entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti


Money may talk; but chocolate sings. ~Author Unknown


Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed; and puts them in your debt. ~Judith Olney


Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. ~Judith Olney


Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness. ~Alexis F. Hope


Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two; but can't remember what they are. ~Author Unknown


Chocolate remedies adversity. ~Jareb Teague


Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. ~Erma Bombeck


Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate. ~Author Unknown


Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence?? I think not!? ~Author Unknown


Fudge is a noun; a verb; an interjection; and delicious!? ~Jessi Lane Adams


There are two kinds of people in the world:? those who love chocolate; and communists. ~Leslie Moak Murray


I don't cry over spilt milk; but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day. ~The Quote Garden


Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins; I really can't fit you into my schedule right now. ~Uniek Swain


I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ~Heywood Broun


We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend; so we buy ice cream. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal. ~Voltaire


I'd give up chocolate; but I'm no quitter!? ~Author Unknown


If ice cream is scooped but no one is there to eat it; does it still taste good?? ~A.J. Esther


If you are not feeling well; if you have not slept; chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate!? I think of that again and again!? My dear; how will you ever manage?? ~Marquise de S?vign


A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown


If your sweet tooth says candy - your wisdom tooth says Cerreta. ~Slogan of the Cerreta Candy Company in Glendale; Arizona (cerreta.com)


A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk. ~Linda Solegato


Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown


Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig


My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither; but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy. ~Thornton Wilder


As with most fine things; chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes:? any month whose name contains the letter A; E; or U is the proper time for chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton


"Put ""eat chocolate"" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way; at least you'll get one thing done. ~Author Unknown"





"Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine; the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it. ~Edward ""Grandpa"" Jones"


Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. ~Author Unknown


Cookies are made of butter and love. ~Norwegian Proverb


Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me; including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants. ~Oleg Kiselev


Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!? ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes


The 12-step chocoholics program:? Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!? ~Terry Moore


Fudge is made by chocolate angels. ~Alexis F. Hope


"There's nothing better than a good friend; except a good friend with chocolate. ~Linda Grayson; ""The Pickwick Papers"""


I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies. ~Author Unknown


Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake; zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis


I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman:? subtle; a little bittersweet; not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up; not highly rouged. Holding back; not exposing everything and; of course; with a flavor that lasts. ~Graham Kerr


Without ice cream; there would be darkness and chaos. ~Don Kardong


Ice cream is happiness condensed. ~Jessi Lane Adams


Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. ~Spanish Proverb


If not for chocolate; there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown


If you get melted chocolate all over your hands; you're eating it too slowly. ~Author Unknown


A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. ~E.W. Howe


Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ~Ernestine Ulmer


After about 20 years of marriage; I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson; about what women want


Me and ice cream. Best friends forever. ~Jessi Lane Adams


All I really need is love; but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!? ~Charles Schulz


My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is; for sure; better than sex. ~Alicia Silverstone


Chocolate is an antidepressant; which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. ~Jason Love


Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton


Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need. ~Jasmine Heiler


"Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. ~Jim Bishop; ""On the English Countryside;"" NY Journal-American; 28 September 1957; quoted in Simpson's Contemporary Quotations compiled by James B. Simpson"


Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~Lora Brody


Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst


Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. ~Jason Love


There are four basic food groups:? milk chocolate; dark chocolate; white chocolate; and chocolate truffles. ~Author Unknown


God gave the angels wings; and he gave humans chocolate. ~Author Unknown


There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix. ? ~Author Unknown


I don't think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while. ~John Gould


Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. ~Truman Capote


I want to have a good body; but not as much as I want dessert. ~Jason Love


You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson


Ice cream is the original soul food. ~Lexie Saige


If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp; the minutes too slow; and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought:? if he is any of these poor creatures; we say; let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed. ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


If there's no chocolate in heaven; I'm not going. ~Author Unknown