I'd stop drinking coffee; but I'm no quitter. ~Author Unknown


"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes; Sr.; ""Over the Teacups;"" 1891"


Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~Jessi Lane Adams


I bought a decaffeinated coffee table; you can't even see a difference. ~Author Unknown


Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown


Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself!? ~Author Unknown


Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. ~Author Unknown


I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors. ~Author Unknown


Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown


Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais


Forever:? Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown


In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. ~Author Unknown


This coffee tastes like mud!? Well; it was ground this morning. ~Author Unknown


A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown


Coffee:? The first peripheral!? ~Author Unknown


I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee. ~Carly Simon


No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher


Chocolate; men; coffee - some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown


Docs?? Oh; you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?? ~Author Unknown


I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten


Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood; without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm; delicious night. ~Prince Tallyrand


Coffee makes us severe; and grave; and philosophical. ~Jonathan Swift


I believe humans get a lot done; not because we're smart; but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg


I've just arrived in New York City. What a place!? Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee; black as a moonless night. Hit the spot. ~From the television show Twin Peaks by David Lynch? (Thanks; Rachel)


You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren


As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee; your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin


I like my coffee strong; not lethal!? ~M*A*S*H


Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance; high state; common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder; a warmer of tongues; a soberer of minds; a stimulant of wit; a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse; it is the perfect democrat. ~Author Unknown


Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~Author Unknown


Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee. ~Author Unknown





I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight; but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up. ~From the television show Will and Grace


"This coffee falls into your stomach; and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield; and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop; ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge; the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition; the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise; the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water; just as a battle with powder. ~Honore de Balzac; ""The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee"""


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~Paul Erdos


Coffee; the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager


I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!? ~Author Unknown


My blood type is Folgers. ~Author Unknown


Caffeine isn't a drug; it's a vitamin!? ~Author Unknown


Do I like my coffee black?? There are other colors?? ~Author Unknown


I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~Harry Mahtar


Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown


Coffee leads men to trifle away their time; scald their chops; and spend their money; all for a little base; black; thick; nasty; bitter; stinking nauseous puddle water. ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee; 1674


Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee; and just as hard to sleep after. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh


It is inhumane; in my opinion; to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin; they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles. ~Dave Barry


Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee; I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman


All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown


Decaf?? No; it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown


I like my coffee like my women:? hot; strong; steamy. ~Author Unknown


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:? alcohol; caffeine; sugar; and fat. ~Alex Levine


Coffee has two virtues:? it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb


Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you; too; may be old and weak. ~Author Unknown


If it ain't caffeinated; it ain't coffee!? ~Author Unknown


The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso; cappuccino; and mocha; which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined; and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin; Memoir from Antproof Case; 1995


Coffee; n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown


I could smell myself awake with that coffee. ~Jaesse Tyler


Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown


Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro


Deja Brew:? The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown


I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~Ronald Reagan


Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. ~Author Unknown


Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Drew Sirtors


Given enough coffee; I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown


In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. ~Jeff Bezos


Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines. ~Author Unknown


Actually; this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King


Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown


I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot


No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir


Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish Proverb


Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. ~Author Unknown